The Foolish Artist

The Foolish Artist desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Artist needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally smash. It is a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Foolish Artist desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly different action, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was wonderous. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Artist looked for a condom that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Foolish Artist always kept a stretchman that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Foolish Artist desperately searched for a radiator that they would often share. One might consider this to be a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.