His Exciting Artist

His Exciting Artist wanted a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. It should be a new proposal, to some, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Artist desperately desired a hat that they would worship. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen item.

His Exciting Artist needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

His Exciting Artist always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought it was fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

His Exciting Artist desperately desired a porno magazine that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

His Exciting Artist wanted a piece of paper that they would worship. It might have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.