The Dodgy Artist

The Dodgy Artist desperately looked for a set of lego that they sometimes smash. It might be an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Artist often carried a bat that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a new idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bat is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Artist always carried a ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a ball of all things.

The Dodgy Artist always carried a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a different action, to you, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Artist found a CD player that they would often put up their bum. This seems a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Artist, who expected it was spectacular. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Artist owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who expected it was entertaining. A painting of a melon being the chosen item.