The Handsome Artist

The Handsome Artist carried a can of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Handsome Artist always had with them a crown that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Artist had a painting of a melon that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Handsome Artist desired a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Artist desperately needed a sword that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be amazing. A sword is the item to choose.

The Handsome Artist always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.