Beautiful Artist

Beautiful Artist craved for a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Beautiful Artist wanted a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a spade being the item selected.

Beautiful Artist wanted a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Beautiful Artist found a set of lego that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

Beautiful Artist had a condom that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

Beautiful Artist desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who felt it was epic. Strangely, a sword of all things.