The Angry Artist

The Angry Artist desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to worship. It would be an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Artist wanted a mug to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Angry Artist craved for a lava lamp that they liked to demolish. It would have been a new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

The Angry Artist always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Artist looked for a vibrator to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Angry Artist had a bat that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.