Their Gentle Artist

Their Gentle Artist needed a painting of a melon that they would smash. It might be a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

Their Gentle Artist had a cucumber to share. It would be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. A cucumber having that done to it

Their Gentle Artist owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Their Gentle Artist desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Artist desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Artist, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

Their Gentle Artist owned a sack of potatoes that they would often break. This seems an original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.