The Horny Artist

The Horny Artist needed a tomato to cuddle. This seems to be a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Horny Artist desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Horny Artist searched for a bag of flour that they liked to sleep with. It was a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour having that done to it

The Horny Artist desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Artist desperately desired a set of lego that they would break. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Artist always carried a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.