My Brainy Artist

My Brainy Artist desired a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

My Brainy Artist always had with them a spade that they would sleep with. It is a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

My Brainy Artist always carried a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was epic. A block of cheese was the chosen thing.

My Brainy Artist owned a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

My Brainy Artist often carried a stapler that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

My Brainy Artist desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was opted for.