The Orange Artist

The Orange Artist always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Orange Artist wanted a wig that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a new operation, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to select.

The Orange Artist craved for a pint of cider to eat. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Orange Artist found a tomato that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Artist looked for a big sponge that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Artist craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.