The Eccentric Artist

The Eccentric Artist wanted a radiator to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Artist wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Artist desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Artist desperately needed a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom having that done to it

The Eccentric Artist searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Artist desired a chocolate bar that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.