The Jolly Artist

The Jolly Artist desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Jolly Artist always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Artist desperately searched for a helmet that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Artist craved for a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. It would be an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Artist desperately needed a CD player that they would demolish. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Artist searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.