The Big Artist

The Big Artist owned a lava lamp to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Big Artist always kept a cup that they would sometimes eat. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Big Artist craved for a spade that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Big Artist searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Big Artist found a set square that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Big Artist desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. It is an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.