The Jolly Artist

The Jolly Artist looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Artist craved for a wig that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a wig having that done to it

The Jolly Artist often carried a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Artist always carried a bag of flour that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who considered it was the most awesome idea. A bag of flour is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Artist desperately needed a spade that they would eat. It would be a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Artist looked for a bat that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.