His Brainy Artist

His Brainy Artist owned a painting of a melon that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

His Brainy Artist owned a rubber chicken that they would often throw. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Artist desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes worship. It was a different idea, to some, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

His Brainy Artist had a wig that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

His Brainy Artist always had with them a computer that they would occasionally smash. This seems a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thought it was fun. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the chosen thing.

His Brainy Artist desperately desired a dildo that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.