Their Bum Loving Artist

Their Bum Loving Artist always carried a block of cheese to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A block of cheese is the thing to choose.

Their Bum Loving Artist desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would hug. This could be considered a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who felt it was awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Their Bum Loving Artist desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly surprising action, to my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Their Bum Loving Artist had a melon that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Artist owned a CD player that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Their Bum Loving Artist searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.