His Naughty Artist

His Naughty Artist desperately searched for a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen thing.

His Naughty Artist always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. It was an original idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

His Naughty Artist desired a cup that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

His Naughty Artist owned a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be out of this world. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

His Naughty Artist always had with them a hat that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a hat of all things.

His Naughty Artist desired a melon that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be out of this world. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was chosen.