Their Troubled Artist

Their Troubled Artist always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

Their Troubled Artist always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Their Troubled Artist needed a custard pie to put up their bum. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Their Troubled Artist looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. A magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Their Troubled Artist searched for a pencil sharpener to cuddle. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is fun. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Troubled Artist needed a stapler that they would often smash. It is a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be stunning. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen thing.