The Ugly Artist

The Ugly Artist always carried a bat that they would often embrace. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Artist desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Ugly Artist searched for a little monkey to put in the bath with him. It was an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Artist searched for a painting of a melon that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Artist desperately craved for a hat that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thought it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item to choose.

The Ugly Artist had a custard pie to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.