The Confused Artist

The Confused Artist always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who considered it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Artist often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Artist always carried a dildo that they would often play with. This might appear to be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Confused Artist always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Artist owned a block of cheese that they would often worship. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was stunning. Honestly, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Confused Artist carried a radiator that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item chosen.