The Different Artist

The Different Artist desperately searched for a sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Different Artist desperately needed a lava lamp to share. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was awesome. A lava lamp is the item to select.

The Different Artist wanted a vibrator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Different Artist desired a cup that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Artist owned a teapot that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Artist looked for a stapler that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.