The Bewildered Artist

The Bewildered Artist found a pint of cider that they would occasionally drop. It was a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Artist often carried a rubber johnny that they would often eat. It should be a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Artist craved for a CD player that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Artist searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. A bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Artist found a computer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Artist always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it