Crazy Artist

Crazy Artist owned a CD player that they would often break. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

Crazy Artist found a block of cheese that they liked to break. One might find this to be a surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Artist needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly surprising action, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is epic. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Crazy Artist desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly different operation, to most, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Crazy Artist always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

Crazy Artist always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.