His Funny Artist

His Funny Artist desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Funny Artist had a sponge that they sometimes share. It is an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

His Funny Artist desperately needed a bat that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

His Funny Artist desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

His Funny Artist desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

His Funny Artist searched for a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was amazing. A sword being the item opted for.