The Confused Artist

The Confused Artist searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Artist desperately craved for a melon to share. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a melon being the chosen item.

The Confused Artist looked for a melon that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Artist needed a big sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Artist desperately craved for a radiator that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Confused Artist desired a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.