The Dodgy Artist

The Dodgy Artist wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally share. It might have been a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was amazing. A vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Artist craved for a mug that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Artist desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Artist desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Artist often carried a piece of paper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a new thought, to me, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Artist desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is epic. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was selected.