My Exciting Artist

My Exciting Artist desired a tomato that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen thing.

My Exciting Artist always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

My Exciting Artist always had with them a big sponge to worship. This seems to be a curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a big sponge having that done to it

My Exciting Artist desperately searched for a CD player that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Artist often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

My Exciting Artist looked for a vibrator that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who expected it was out of this world. Strangely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.