A Fat Artist

A Fat Artist always had with them a pencil sharpener to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Artist always kept a tomato that they liked to sleep with. It would be a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato of all things.

A Fat Artist desperately craved for a CD player that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

A Fat Artist often carried a custard pie that they liked to share. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Artist desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

A Fat Artist desired a crown that they would put down their trousers. It was an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item selected.