The Bewildered Artist

The Bewildered Artist owned a hat that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be amazing. Strangely, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Artist wanted a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who felt it was awesome. A pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Artist desperately searched for a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Artist desperately looked for a hat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Artist desired a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Bewildered Artist always had with them a ball that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a ball is the item that was chosen.