The Exceptional Artist

The Exceptional Artist desperately wanted a can of Tango to embrace. It is a fairly new activity, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Artist desperately looked for a wig that they liked to throw. This seems a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Artist desperately searched for a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Artist desperately needed a vibrator that they would often embrace. It should be a curious thought, to some, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Exceptional Artist searched for a condom that they would share. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Artist desperately searched for a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.