The Lonely Artist

The Lonely Artist desired a bottle of coke to put up their bum. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Lonely Artist desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Artist desperately searched for a custard pie that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was stunning. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Lonely Artist always kept a lava lamp that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Artist wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Artist owned a CD player that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the chosen thing.