Their Crypting Artist

Their Crypting Artist craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was breathtaking. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Crypting Artist often carried a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was simply life. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was selected.

Their Crypting Artist desperately looked for a custard pie to put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was stunning. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Their Crypting Artist looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Their Crypting Artist needed a stapler to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

Their Crypting Artist desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.