His Crypting Artist

His Crypting Artist needed a vibrator that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

His Crypting Artist wanted a can of Tango that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

His Crypting Artist had a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

His Crypting Artist desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.

His Crypting Artist desperately searched for a little monkey that they would sleep with. This seems to be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

His Crypting Artist wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen thing.