Horny Artist

Horny Artist desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom being the item selected.

Horny Artist looked for a big sponge that they would put down their trousers. It might be a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Horny Artist desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

Horny Artist desperately craved for a bat that they would occasionally drop. It was a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Horny Artist always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

Horny Artist desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be an original exercise, to you, but not to the Artist, who expected it was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.