My Boring Artist

My Boring Artist always carried a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. It is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to choose.

My Boring Artist always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Artist always carried a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be an unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

My Boring Artist always carried a pen that they sometimes break. This seems to be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A pen being the item opted for.

My Boring Artist needed a mug that they would sometimes worship. It was a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Artist, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Artist found a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.