The Ugly Artist

The Ugly Artist desperately looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Ugly Artist desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Artist looked for a custard pie that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Ugly Artist carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who expected it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Artist needed a big sponge that they would occasionally worship. It is an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Artist owned a radiator to worship. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.