My Handsome Artist

My Handsome Artist needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer of all things.

My Handsome Artist desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

My Handsome Artist always had with them a mug that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Artist often carried a teapot that they would put up their bum. It was a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

My Handsome Artist desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often share. One might say this is a different thought, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is fun. A custard pie is the thing to select.

My Handsome Artist had a cheese grater that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.