Her Retarded Artist

Her Retarded Artist carried a block of cheese that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

Her Retarded Artist desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Her Retarded Artist desired a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It might be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Artist carried a toilet brush that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Artist owned a bat that they would sometimes play with. It would be a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.

Her Retarded Artist needed a radiator to insert somewhere. It is a fairly surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.