Stupid Artist

Stupid Artist always had with them a big sponge to smash. It should be a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Stupid Artist carried a bag of flour that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Stupid Artist always had with them a spade that they sometimes eat. It should be a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a spade was the chosen item.

Stupid Artist desperately wanted a bag of poop to rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Stupid Artist had a pen that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly weird action, to my children, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be miraculous. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Artist desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer having that done to it