The Crazy Artist

The Crazy Artist desperately looked for a cucumber to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Artist, who feels it was stunning. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Artist found a vibrator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Crazy Artist desperately wanted a little monkey that they would worship. It should be a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Artist carried a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Crazy Artist desperately craved for a can of coke that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be simply life. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Artist desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes break. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.