A Silly Artist

A Silly Artist had a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

A Silly Artist carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

A Silly Artist desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered an original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

A Silly Artist desperately searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Silly Artist craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

A Silly Artist often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. It is considered to be a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.