The Yellow Artist

The Yellow Artist desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. A block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Artist carried a block of cheese to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Yellow Artist desperately desired a cucumber to share. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Yellow Artist looked for a rubber chicken to smash. It should be a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Artist desperately wanted a little monkey that they would worship. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Artist always kept a porno magazine that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.