A Foolish Artist

A Foolish Artist desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

A Foolish Artist carried a bag of poop that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

A Foolish Artist looked for a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Artist craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. It was an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Artist desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would throw. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

A Foolish Artist craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to smash. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it