A Crazy Artist

A Crazy Artist craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Artist desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was miraculous. A radiator is the item to choose.

A Crazy Artist always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

A Crazy Artist carried a pint of beer that they sometimes hug. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be miraculous. A pint of beer would be the item chosen.

A Crazy Artist wanted a computer that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a computer being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Artist desperately wanted a porno magazine to worship. It was a funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.