The Boring Artist

The Boring Artist craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Boring Artist had a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a ball being the item opted for.

The Boring Artist carried a sword that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Artist owned a bottle of wine to share. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Artist always carried a piece of paper to cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Boring Artist desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.