Their Horny Artist

Their Horny Artist wanted a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a cucumber of all things.

Their Horny Artist always carried a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Artist wanted a spade that they liked to put on his head. It should be a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Artist always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Their Horny Artist had a bag of flour to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

Their Horny Artist craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.