A Confused Artist

A Confused Artist looked for a bottle of beer to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is exciting. A bottle of beer having that done to it

A Confused Artist always kept a spade to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

A Confused Artist always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

A Confused Artist owned a helmet that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to choose.

A Confused Artist wanted a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Artist owned a vibrator that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.