Her Colourful Artist

Her Colourful Artist desperately needed a melon to smash. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a melon being the thing selected.

Her Colourful Artist desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo being the item opted for.

Her Colourful Artist always kept a CD player that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Her Colourful Artist looked for a dildo that they liked to play with. This seems an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be fun. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Her Colourful Artist searched for a mug that they sometimes break. It would be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.

Her Colourful Artist desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.