The Red Artist

The Red Artist desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Red Artist needed a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Red Artist found a bag of flour to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

The Red Artist had a cheese grater to play with. It was a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Artist desperately desired a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Red Artist needed a teapot that they would often worship. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.