The Nervous Artist

The Nervous Artist searched for a set square that they liked to sleep with. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Artist often carried a cucumber that they would often hug. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Artist always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is an exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Artist desperately craved for a ball that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Artist always kept a little monkey that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Nervous Artist desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.